The Weakest Links: Counting down the 3 Wimpiest Movie Villains of all Time.

Nothing can make a film quite like a good bad guy. Menacing, terrifying, and usually "up to something," the best villains will capture your sinister imagination and make you love hating them. Antagonists such as the Green Goblin, the Wicked Witch of the West, and even Drago from Rocky IV, for that matter, are all super examples of the most fiendish of foes. Why, hearing their names is almost enough to make you get up and try to save the farm. ;-)

But sometimes, things go wrong. And sometimes things go soo wrong that villains pass the gooey membrane of scowling and tying women to railroad tracks over into a world filled with pansy slapfighting and really bad quotes. Once they reach this sad point of no return, they've officially made my esteemed list of:

The Wimpiest Villains of All Time!!!

Don't clean out your ears, Jack- you heard right! For practical purposes though, I'll only list 3 (but- as anyone who used to watch "Captain Planet" knows- there're plenty more). When listing them off, I'll make sure to tell you:

a) Why they're such hopeless pansies
b) Quotes: some of their biggest hum-dingers
c) Their cou de gras: their one defining, wimpiest moment.

So make sure to keep up with my Blog for the next week or so (after that you're free :-)) to witness the mighty list unfold. But, as for now, I leave you with my most over the top, sinister, General Cobra from the G.I. Joe cartoon, laugh.

Hee hee hee hee hee!!!