Drew's Irrelevant and Time Killing Moment of the Week

Seeing as it's Torture the Singles Valentines Day, your's truly felt compelled to pen a love song. This one's kinda kitchy, but all in all, I think it's a pretty good one. I wish you guys could hear the guitar parts with the words, but I suppose the lyrics will have to stand on their own for now. So with no further ado, I give you Disasterproof, a Drew Stewart joint.


Disasterproof


Well waiter there’s something wrong with my drink/
I didn’t ask for so much cyanide/
And this Olympic size pool don’t help too much/
When it’s so darn cold outside/
Call me up room service, a man just ran off with our bed/
And tell them to forget the meal and just bring us some towels instead/


CHORUS:
There’s no doubtin’ we ain’t got no luck/
We can’t catch a break or a buck/
But when you’re by my side, everything’s right, it’s true/
‘Cause baby, your love is disasterproof/


Well we flew all across the sea/
Just to see the beauties of Rome/
But a sign said “closed for renovation”/
And a man told us to go on home/
And we saw the leaning tower of Pisa/
And it was leanin’ just fine/
In all of those colorful postcards/
We bought in the refund line/


There’s no doubtin’ we ain’t got no luck/
We can’t catch a break or a buck/
But when you’re by my side, everything’s right, it’s true/
‘Cause baby, your love is disasterproof/

BRIDGE:
Well we’ve traveled the world/
Seen everything by a hair/
We’ve crashed every fair and every zoo too/
But the greatest day in Brazil couldn’t compare/
To the worst day of my life with you/


Well just last evening/
I may have had the time of my life/
And seen the most beautiful thing a man will ever see/
with his own two eyes/
There was no need for tickets/
And there was nobody turning us ‘round/
Cuddling at home with my baby/
Just watching the sun go down/


There’s no doubtin’ we ain’t got no luck/
We can’t catch a break or a buck/
But when you’re by my side, everything’s right, it’s true/
‘Cause baby, your love is disasterproof/